This review will be critical, but respectful:
PROS
+ The game is kind of cute and vaguely nostalgic
CONS
- Dialogue crashes game immediately
- Controls are not intuitive
Your inspirations are obvious. But they're more mimicry than inspiration; you do nothing new with Zelda and Pac-man tropes making this design approach boring and frankly lazy. I won't even comment on the perverted marketing angle but what little sex appeal there is here is too lacking to tantalize horny players into forgiving the glaring flaws.