Tyler's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Gwimbly Title Screen (NDS, 2005)]

He told me to go to hell and I do not like that

[#BLUD Intro Animation]

goddamn that shit looks amazing. i wish I was this skilled. blud is BEAUTIFUL. hope it sells millions, you deserve it.

[METH ORCS - THE STENCH OF FAILURE]

i love orc meths, I lol every time

[Marcus the Teenager's Never-Ending Quest for Popularity]

the voice acting is really charming, great performances

IMO: spelling out the "deus ex machina" thing was too on the nose. linda's performance + the "not really" line made it funnier to think of her as performative just like the the rest of the injury fakers.

hope you and your team make more of this, I enjoy it

Hillasir responds:

Thanks Tyler! We appreciate the feedback 🫡

[IF SONIC GAMES WERE ACTUALLY GOOD]

“Youre the fastest guy I know, but youre too slow to see” caught me off guard. Amazing line

[ベルセルク ロストチルドレン アニメーション【御伽噺】其の弐 (ENG SUB)]

my god, each frame is colored so well. this is amazing. they should have you directing instead of whoever decided to make the 3d berserk adaptions

[Get That Cheddar]

Scrimblo grindset

Scrimbo is the only self-help guru i trust

gatekid3 responds:

That's what I'm talking about.

[Rough Massage]

Funny because I do beat my patients up and they like it.

However as a therapist myself I gotta set the record straight:

"Masseuse" is a term explicitly used for female massage therapists. "Masseur" would be the term for male massage therapists. No therapist uses either term though, and a male would never call himself the feminine term.

The term ‘masseuse’ is an outdated word from 1876. They're also french words and nobody uses them anymore. Its like calling your flight attendant "stewardess". "Masseuse" also has sex-work connotations, a negative stereotype that was prevalent in the 80s.

The improper word use took away from enjoying it fully.

Topcatyo responds:

Considering one of the writers of this sketch is married to a massage therapist, we should have known better. That particular writer has been flogged, reprimanded, and fired out of a cannon.

[Pokemon Gold & Silver [Part 1 / 2] in 25 minutes ANIMATED]

coulda licked his lips more

[Psycho Essence #10 They take over now]

Wake up babe, new Psycho Essence dropped