Tyler's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blame It On The Bike!]

Incredible!

Good luck fighting the good fight, Canadian. May God save the bike lane.

Pahgawk responds:

thank you sir! 🫡

[Pepe vs Skynet]

better than terminator zero

ToadBurgerTV responds:

I just watched the trailer. Oh lord....

[Marcus the Teenager's Never-Ending Quest for Popularity]

the voice acting is really charming, great performances

IMO: spelling out the "deus ex machina" thing was too on the nose. linda's performance + the "not really" line made it funnier to think of her as performative just like the the rest of the injury fakers.

hope you and your team make more of this, I enjoy it

Hillasir responds:

Thanks Tyler! We appreciate the feedback 🫡

[Get That Cheddar]

Scrimblo grindset

Scrimbo is the only self-help guru i trust

gatekid3 responds:

That's what I'm talking about.

[Rough Massage]

Funny because I do beat my patients up and they like it.

However as a therapist myself I gotta set the record straight:

"Masseuse" is a term explicitly used for female massage therapists. "Masseur" would be the term for male massage therapists. No therapist uses either term though, and a male would never call himself the feminine term.

The term ‘masseuse’ is an outdated word from 1876. They're also french words and nobody uses them anymore. Its like calling your flight attendant "stewardess". "Masseuse" also has sex-work connotations, a negative stereotype that was prevalent in the 80s.

The improper word use took away from enjoying it fully.

Topcatyo responds:

Considering one of the writers of this sketch is married to a massage therapist, we should have known better. That particular writer has been flogged, reprimanded, and fired out of a cannon.

[Hockey Explained!]

Mr. Hatcher loves the Slappers too

JunkYardAnimations responds:

hIS FAVE TEAM <3

[Bike Slide Collab]

The dolphin slide was my favorite

NotGWalker responds:

Thank you!

[TD-Want You Bad]

This guy fucks

This guy also is a sweet man

Raziberry responds:

Thanks buddy!

[SMUTHERS]

LOL "thats his wife sir"

Blordow responds:

i'm not gonna lie that's my favorite line

[SCAN HAZARD]

never smoke crack before your shift

megalobug responds:

unless it's funny